HUMOR

Selected unserious writing:

Fifteen Ways to Share Your Joke after Twitter Implodes (McSweeney’s)

Hiding Place Chosen by My Toddler, or Location Where She Is Invisible to People Making Decisions about U.S. Covid Policy? (McSweeney’s)

Due to Supply-Chain Issues, Mommy Will Be Unable to Fill Your Order (McSweeney’s)

I’m Climate Change and This Is My Quarantine #Glowup (Slackjaw)

Why Yes, I Did Grow a Hawk Beak During the Pandemic (McSweeney’s)

Ten Hot Beverages That Are Your Best Friends Now (McSweeney’s)

New Irregular Verb Conjugations (McSweeney’s)

An Achievable Postpartum Workout after the Birth of your Second Child (Today’s Parent)

This Bullet Journal Will Fix Everything (Submittable)

You’re Training for a Half-Marathon? Cool, I’m Doing Kegels (McSweeney’s)

What to Do if You or Someone Else Accidentally Consumes News (The Belladonna)

Non-Essential Oils (Slackjaw)

Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door (McSweeney’s, where it was the 11th-most-read piece of 2019)

Congratulations, It’s a Pink! (McSweeney’s)

Living Will Template for Critically Endangered Species (The Revelator)

OP-ED: As a Cavewoman, I’m Grateful We’ve Solved This Sexual Harassment Problem Once and For All (The Belladonna)

Memorandum to the White House: It’s Time to Let Donald Cry It Out (The Belladonna)

A Game of Thrones Script by Me, Someone Who Has Never Seen Game of Thrones (Slackjaw)

Cumins of New York (The Hairpin)

FAQ: Nursing Your Newborn Abject Despair (McSweeney’s Internet Tendency)

If My Editor Were a Plastic Surgeon From the Reality TV Show “Botched” (The Hairpin)

How Not to Write a College Essay (Cicada)

Your Thirty-Year Life Performance Review (The Toast)

Welcome to LinkedAnd, the Networking Site for Conjunctions! (McSweeney’s Internet Tendency)