Cumins of New York (The Hairpin)

FAQ: Nursing Your Newborn Abject Despair (McSweeney’s Internet Tendency)

If My Editor Were a Plastic Surgeon From the Reality TV Show “Botched” (The Hairpin)

How Not to Write a College Essay (Cicada)

What Would Happen If the Ghostwriter Gang Got Back Together? (Throwback)

Your Thirty-Year Life Performance Review (The Toast)

Welcome to LinkedAnd, the Networking Site for Conjunctions! (McSweeney’s Internet Tendency)

List: Phrases Used to Market Bic for Her Pens or Tampax Pearl Tampons? (McSweeney’s Internet Tendency)


What the Rosy Hare Told Me about Writing for Kids (Communication Breakdown)


My poems have been published in Found Poetry ReviewSalamander, Stone Canoe, Stone Canoe online, and Sugar House Review.

As Elizabeth Bishop said, “There’s nothing more embarrassing than being a poet, really.”